Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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