perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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