I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Randomize
