After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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