She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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