ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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