I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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