real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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