Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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