And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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