I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It's shark week go big or go home
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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