nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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