he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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