I think scott just propositioned me for sex
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
We need a shit load of segways right now
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
