I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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