i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Randomize
