i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Randomize
