We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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