Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
