Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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