That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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