How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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