You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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