if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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