He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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