I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize