The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Randomize
