yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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