"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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