So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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