I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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