she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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