Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize