? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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