I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Green mimosas i think yes
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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