We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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