I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
