Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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