whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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