Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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