No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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