with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
