u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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