so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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