The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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