i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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