You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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