I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Randomize
