It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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