well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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