Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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