There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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