It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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