I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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