At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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