So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
