In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
My pussy is not your playground.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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