so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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