make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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